classifieds

a few treasures from the classifieds of the august 24th issue of metropolis magazine.


Being honest with you. At-
tractive, fun, clean, SBM mid 30s
in Yokohama looking for sex
friend/casual relationship. Must
be attractive and clean. Email
w/photo. Serious only. Married
ok. (nihongoOKdesu. ohenjiwo!)

married ok?! ...and his email translates to "hot black man."


Married American man, early
40s, looking for a discreet com-
panionship with a sensual, edu-
cated and well-built girl/woman
for occasional romantic encoun-
ters.

sir, you are MARRIED! shame on you. and anyone who replies!


Beauty is outside. I know it sounds
silly, but I look first, then talk. If you
are really beautiful and very smart, I
want to know you. Meet for coffee?

at least you know from the start that he's only judging you on looks...


Cool and handsome SWM seeks
cute, sexy JF, in Tokyo or Chiba. I
have nice blue eyes and speak some
nihongo, so let's enjoy exciting
times in bed. Email w/photo.

because nice blue eyes and some japanese = exciting times in bed


Foreign beauty sought by Italian
man, in Tokyo, who's tired of silly
Japanese women. Nice, good-
looking gaijin woman sought to
spend good times with, for long-
lasting relationship. Any nationality
ok.

while not any less biased than people wanting japanese girlfriends, it WAS a nice surprise.


Hot and passionate American,
honest, healthy and open-minded,
older, seeks a passionate lady friend
for the beach, izakaya, talking,
sushi and sochu. Not typical.

nope, not like ANY of the other "hot and passionate" guys in the classifieds...



Nice Canadian businessman, 30,
tall, green eyes, sweet, athletic,
funny and understanding, seeks
Japanese girlfriend, 20-40. She must
be nice and honest. Busty prefered.

busty japanese? you know it's not really in their genes...



Waiting for you. American
professional, mid-30s, seeks
intelligent and fun single female for
ongoing casual relationship. Friends
first, no pressure. Good kissers
preferred. Located in central Tokyo.
nihongodemo ok.

does anyone read that and think, "oh, i'm a good kisser, i'll reply"...?



American? Cute, adorable
and sophisticated SJF, 33, with
proportioned body and a baby
face, seeks conventional but bright
and humorous since American,
30s, living in Tokyo, for long-term
relationship.

some are better proportioned than others, but aren't we all "proportioned"?



Sincere and healthy SJF seeks
sincere and healthy SWM. If you like
movies and sports, we have good
talks together. Besides, if you are
intelligent with short hair, I must like
you.

might want to double check the usage of "must" in your middle school english textbook.